Simon’s Town Real Estate News

Required: One-Rainbow-Colour-Remover

I got hold of this advertisement and hoped that you can help me find
local chief who wrote it:

Required: One-Rainbow-Colour-Remover

Simon’s Town is looking for a qualified colour remover. In order to qualify you need to show previous successful attempts to remove one or more colours from the rainbow. Therefore you need a comprehensive portfolio showing the tools, and techniques you use.

Please note that we only require you to remove one colour from the rainbow. We will give you all the specs and if you fail you will not get paid. Not one cent. We require capable one-colour-rainbow-removers. Please don’t waste our time with false claims.

And if you are successful we will spend a million to promote your
business because there are many people, from small and big towns who also want to remove one or more colour from their rainbow.

Capable one-colour-rainbow-removers can contact the local village chief here.

I clicked through the here but could not find the village chief’s contact info.

Regards
Johan Horak

P.S. Not so long ago our local village chiefs removed the benches from
Jubilee Square because a specific group of the universal rainbow was
sitting there…all day long. When the village chiefs did that the group moved across the street to the shops and the passage. I wonder if this job has anything to do with them trying to remove these vagrants?

By The Way: I read that the City of Cape Town will not hide these people during the 2010 Soccer World Cup. No. They will try and integrate some of them back into normal society but the others will stay were they are.